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Reverend:
The church is exempt from your town statutes, Taylor.

Rabbi:
We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.

Reverend:
I laugh every time you say that.

Rabbi:
I know. Funny is funny.

Taylor:
Well, I can guarantee that God does not want this either.

Reverend:
Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.

Rabbi:
Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.

Reverend:
Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?

Rabbi:
Do you have a God phone, Taylor?

Taylor:
Rabbi, please.

Reverend:
What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?

Rabbi:
Is he short, is he tall?

Reverend:
Does he like to laugh?

Rabbi:
Is the whole shellfish thing really serious? Because, I gotta tell you, some of these Red Lobster commercials...