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[Kirk is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee. Luke is trying to give him his check]

Luke:
You've been sitting there for two hours.

Kirk:
I just want a little more coffee.

Luke:
You've had eight refills.

Kirk:
You know, in France, when you sit and order, you can have the table as long as you want.

Luke:
I bet you know what I'm gonna say next.

Kirk:
That we're not in France?

Luke:
Give or take a profanity.

Kirk:
Fine, I'll go. Can I have my check?

[Luke picks up the check already on the table and slams it down]