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Lorelai Gilmore:
Kirk, please, what can we do right now? The alarm is just so loud.

Kirk Gleason:
Yeah, that's my fault too. I asked Jimmy to really crank it up.

Lorelai Gilmore:
Well, he did.

Kirk Gleason:
If you're gonna have an alarm, you need it loud. You don't want some crazed knife-wielding gunman at your throat, and the neighbors are going, like, "Is that a fan? Did I leave the water running?" You want them to know, hey, that's an alarm.

Lorelai Gilmore:
Your imaginary attacker has a knife *and* a gun?

Kirk Gleason:
And a really dirty tank top.