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Rory:
[about Lane's backpack] I got it, we can go.

Lorelai:
Why are you holding it like that?

Rory:
Because when Lane left it here last night it was a very different colour.

Lorelai:
Are you sure she's gonna want that back? It's been left alone all night at a keg party, there's no getting it over that. That backpack is permanently scarred, that backpack is Zelda Fitzgerald.

Rory:
Well, Zelda's going home.

Lorelai:
Ok. Your first cop-raided party, I'm just so proud!

Rory:
Moom!

Lorelai:
I just wish I could've been there.