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Luke Danes:
Just order, please.

Lane Kim:
Did you take off the Monte Cristo sandwich?

Luke Danes:
Well,I, uh...

Rory Gilmore:
No!

Lorelai Gilmore:
You did. You took off the Monte Cristo sandwich.

Luke Danes:
I ommitted a few obsolete dishes.

Lorelai Gilmore:
I can't believe Nicole made you take off the Monte Cristo. She's got you menu-whipped.

Luke Danes:
She does not have me menu-whipped. I took off a disgusting ridiculous sandwich that no one has ever ordered, including the three of you.

Rory Gilmore:
But just having it there made us feel like we always could.

Lorelai Gilmore:
It was comforting.

Rory Gilmore:
Like soup.

Lorelai Gilmore:
Exactly. It was comforting like deep-fried ham and cheese soup.

Rory Gilmore:
And even though I never ordered it, I talked about ordering it. Haven't I?

Lane Kim:
On several occasions.

Lorelai Gilmore:
So you've not only eliminated a sandwich, you've eliminated a conversation peice.

Rory Gilmore:
Now what will we talk about?

Luke Danes:
Fine. Here- old menus- everything's there. Knock yourselves out.

Lorelai Gilmore:
...How come everybody else gets a new menu?

Luke Danes:
[Luke walks away]

Lorelai Gilmore:
I feel much better now.