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Lorelai:
So the guy's a dud?

Rory Gilmore:
Trevor's fine, I'm moronic, I bring the conversation to a crashing halt every time I speak.

Lorelai:
Where is he now?

Rory Gilmore:
In the bathroom, probably pondering my brilliant anecdote about urine mints...

Lorelai:
What?

Rory Gilmore:
You know, when people go to the bathroom and they don't wash their hands and they come out and take a mint.

Lorelai:
[gasp] Oh my God, I've been eating those mints for years! [to Luke] Hey did you know about urine mints?