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Luke Danes:
Should I bother to ask how your day's going?

Lorelai:
Oh, terrific! My shoe's an icicle, the Inn's driveway is snowed in and we lost the Goldfarbs.

Luke Danes:
Who are the Goldfarbs?

Lorelai:
The two guests who bothered to show up. I sent them skiing and I killed them.

Luke Danes:
You killed your guests?

Lorelai:
Eh, well, you know what happens. The only bright side of my day is being asked to be a prostitute.

Luke Danes:
That's something to cling to.

Kirk Gleason:
[bursting into the diner] My girlfriend's the whore! My girlfriend's the whore! Woohoo! Yeah!

Lorelai:
Great, now I'm not even the town whore.

Luke Danes:
Well, if you like, I'll leave a little something on the dresser for you tonight.