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Lorelai:
I was just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?

Luke:
It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day. The place was packed. And this person...

Lorelai:
Oh, is it me? Is it me?

Luke:
This person comes tearing into the place, in a caffeine frenzy...

Lorelai:
Ooh, it's me!

Luke:
I'm with a customer, she interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee. So I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. Finally I turn to her, and tell her she's being annoying. Sit down, shut up, and I'll get to her when I get to her.

Lorelai:
You know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful...

Luke:
She asked me my birthday. I wouldn't tell her, she wouldn't stop talking, finally I gave in. I told her my birthday. She went and got the newspaper, opened it up to the horoscopes page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me. So I was looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written You will meet an annoying woman. Give her coffee, and she'll go away. So I gave her coffee.

Lorelai:
But she didn't go away!

Luke:
She told me to hold onto that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and one day it would bring me luck.

Lorelai:
Boy, I will say anything for a cup of coffee! I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet? You kept this in your wallet...

Luke:
Eight years.

Lorelai:
Eight years...