Girl Meets World

Cory Matthews:
Four, five, six, and as usual I choose the fatherhood path. Bing, bing, bing, bing. And the pink square means I get a daughter. [picks up the card]

Lucas Friar:
Actually, sir, Farkle and I already own that square.

Cory Matthews:
So?

Lucas Friar:
So, your daughter's ours. [Topanga looks a little puzzled by the word choices, while Riley is over the moon by that statement]

Cory Matthews:
Excuse me?

Riley Matthews:
Let him talk.

Lucas Friar:
According to the game, we get your daughter. [Riley jumps up from her seat to run over to Lucas, but is held back by Topanga]

Cory Matthews:
Josh!

Joshua Matthews:
She's not Riley Matthews anymore, my brother. She's now Mrs. Dr. Howdy Turtleneck! [Lucas holds out his hand to receive the card. Cory puts the card there, but doesn't let go of it]

Lucas Friar:
Uh, sir, you're holdin' on a little tight.

Farkle Minkus:
You really need to let go, sir. [the card snaps in two so they each hold on to one half]

Cory Matthews:
[completely serious] You killed my daughter!