Glee2009

Rachel Berry:
So you said he comes this way at 3:30?

Kurt Hummel:
Like clockwork for his post rehearsal medium drip.

Rachel Berry:
I just can't wait to lay one on him.

Kurt Hummel:
I've got a bad feeling about this Rachel. I mean, I don't mean to be so cold, but I don't want you to get hurt either. There's no victory in this for me either way.

Rachel Berry:
Who cares about you buddy, I may get a new boyfriend out of this who can keep up with me vocally and in the future give me vaguely Eurasian looking children.

Kurt Hummel:
There he is

Blaine Anderson:
[walks in to the coffee shop]

Kurt Hummel:
dreamy as ever.

Rachel Berry:
Okay, wish me luck.

Rachel Berry:
[Gets up and walks over to Blaine]

Blaine Anderson:
Hey Rachel, what's going on?

[Rachel quickly kisses Blaine. He stares at Rachel blankly]

Blaine Anderson:
Huh, yep, I'm gay. 100% gay. Thank you so much for clearing that up for me Rachel. Listen, save my space in line, will ya? I gotta go to the bathroom.

Kurt Hummel:
[Walks up to Rachel] That was hard wasn't it?

Rachel Berry:
Are you kidding? That was amazing, I'm speechless. I just had a relationship with a guy who turned out to be gay. That is songwriting gold. Okay, I have to go compose, but thank you. Thank you!

Kurt Hummel:
[Stands there watching her leave in stunned silence]