Glee2009

Santana Lopez:
[to Finn] Hey Tubs! Can I talk to you for a second?

Rory Flanagan:
Hey, listen here. You can't make fun of Finn anymore.

Santana Lopez:
[to Rory] Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. [to Finn] Rachel's right, I haven't been fair to you. You're not fat. I should know, I slept with you. I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions.

Rory Flanagan:
Whoa.

Santana Lopez:
[to Rory] Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. [to Finn] I am sorry, Finn. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. And also sorry that you have no talent. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what, I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stent in one of those b*obs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for eight magical nights.