Golan the Insatiable2013

[first lines]

Richard:
[muted V.O] Hey, Alexis. You got my telescope in there?

[Richard enters Alexis's room while she's brushing her hair in her bra and panties]

Alexis Beekler:
[covering her bra with her arms] Aah!

Richard:
[averting eyes] Oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry! Not looking. Not looking.

Alexis Beekler:
[covering up] What the hell, Dad! What, are you *trying* to see me naked or somethin'?

Richard:
[at window] No no. I'm *trying* to find my telescope.

Golan:
[outside in the treehouse] Get out of the way! She was about to take off her bra!

Alexis Beekler:
Aaah!

Richard:
Oh, there's my telescope.

Alexis Beekler:
Is everyone in this house a total perv?

[Alexis shoves Richard away and pulls her curtains shut]

Golan:
[muted V.O] Thanks a lot, Richard!

[in treehouse, Richard appears through the door in its floor]

Richard:
Golan, I told you *not* to take my telescope!

Dylan Beekler:
Golan takes what Golan wants! He's the Godlord ruler of ev-'ry-thing!

Richard:
[calmly] Uh, Dylan, how would you like it if I took your war club without asking first?

Dylan Beekler:
[grabs and brandishes war club] I'd like to see you try, old man.

Golan:
Now, Dylan, it's cool. I got this. Richard! I humbly request the usage of your spyglass, uh, around the time that Alexis shall be bathing after dance lessons.

Richard:
Eww! And-and no! It's *my* telescope! And I need it for tomorrow night's meteor shower or, as I like to call it, God's laser light show.

Golan:
Meteor shower? The time has come! I'm goin' home!

[Golan laughs and throws the telescope against the wall, smashing it]

Richard:
[shouting] *Why* would you *do* that?