Golan the Insatiable2013

Dylan Beekler:
Uh, Golan? Is this Gkruool?

Golan:
Oh, yeah. The entire world of Gkruool is the inside of a jungle gym *blanket fort*!

Dylan Beekler:
I followed all the directions. Why didn't it work?

Golan:
Oh, I think I see the problem right here: you're an idiot. Classic Dylan.

Dylan Beekler:
[sad] Yeah, you've been right all along. I am useless.

Golan:
That's what I was just saying.

[Dylan starts crying]

Golan:
Wait. Are you gonna cry? Whoa-ho, that's good. Very original for your gender.

[Dylan is still crying]

Golan:
[groans] Listen, it's not the *most* terrible thing to be stuck in Oak Grove.

Dylan Beekler:
Really?

Golan:
Yeah. There are still so many things I want to do on your planet... like your sister!

[they laugh]

Golan:
And your mom, and probably Mrs. Budnick. And the couch. All right, let's get out of here. Your fort sucks.

Dylan Beekler:
Golan, wait. I can't face my family again. I told them I loved them.

Golan:
Oh, I know. This is gonna be great. Let the humiliation begin!

[Golan kicks Dylan out of the fort]

Richard:
Well, that was a quick trip, Munchkin.

Carole Beekler:
And you left so quickly, we never got a chance to tell you that we love you too.

Dylan Beekler:
[being hugged] Yuck.

Golan:
[mocking] Oh, Beekler family hug, because Dylan loooves you so much!