Golan the Insatiable2013

Dylan Beekler:
[yawns] Good night, Golan.

Golan:
Don't forget to say your prayers.

Dylan Beekler:
[eagerly] As you wish, Master!

Dylan Beekler:
[kneels next to the bed] Oh, Mighty Golan, feared be Thy name. May Your Reign of Terror rain down upon the innocent and stupid. Also, may You eviscerate all believers, non-believers, and the undecided, especially Mackenzie B.

Golan:
And?

Dylan Beekler:
Oh, and impregnate their livestock. Amen.

Golan:
Amen. Now turn on the white noise machine.

[Dylan does so. Shrieks and screams emit from the device]

Golan:
Ahh, so soothing.

[Dylan tucks Golan into the bed, then curls up into the pet bed on the floor at its foot]