Golan the Insatiable2013

Dylan Beekler:
[throws open the Leech Lake Funeral Home doors] Dead body time! Yeah, where's the body? I wanna see the body!

Gerald's Widow:
[rolls up] This must be little Dylan.

Gerald's Widow:
[pinches cheek] Oh, isn't she adorable.

Dylan Beekler:
[slaps hand away] Roll aside, hag! I've got a date with uncle Gerald's carcass.

Dylan Beekler:
[inside, to funeral director] Uh, excuse me? Where's the body?

Priest Funeral Director:
[Scandinavian accent] These are your uncle Yerald's remains. He was cremated.

Dylan Beekler:
What, they burned the body?

Priest Funeral Director:
Jah.

Dylan Beekler:
What did I even come here for?

Priest Funeral Director:
It is true. Funerals are a lot more fun when there is a body. But this is what Gerald wanted: a boring funeral.