Golan the Insatiable2013

[Richard is scat-singing in the shower when he hears someone enter the room]

Richard:
Carole, is that you? Have you tried this conditioner? It's citrus.

[Richard pulls aside the curtain revealing the deer staring at him in the face]

Richard:
What the-?

[behind it in the doorway are Golan and Dylan]

Golan:
Hi, Richard. This deer is great uncle Gerald. Now you can say your goodbyes. So, you're welcome.

Richard:
[exclaiming] Are you insane?

Golan:
No, I'm family.

[Golan pulls the door closed, hard. The deer, spooked, rears up... ]

Richard:
No!

[... bleats and attacks Richard, stomping on him with its forehooves]

Richard:
N-n-no! Get off me!

Golan:
[as Richard continues to scream] Aw, would you listen to that? Dylan, I think we did a good thing here today - giving Richard a chance to say goodbye. I wish I'd said goodbye to my father before I killed him, and ate all four of his hearts. We're good people.