Golan the Insatiable2013

[Dylan and Swingley are playing the arcade game Face Stab 2]

Swingley:
I have dyscalculia, dysgraphia, sensory integration disorder, dyslexia, and incomplete small intestine *so I get diarrhea a lot*. What are you into?

Dylan Beekler:
Um, mostly Golan the Insatiable... I guess. Aw look, we're almost out of tokens.

Swingley:
I can fix that.

[Swingley pulls out a switchblade and prys open the game's coin door. Tokens start spilling out from the game like a slot machine]

Dylan Beekler:
Woah! That's like a million tokens! No way!

[Swingley reaches for Dylan's hand]

Dylan Beekler:
[through gritted teeth] Ahhh! No touching!

Swingley:
[with awe] Are you gonna punch me?

Dylan Beekler:
Yes, in the face!

[She does. Swingley falls back, then looks up at her with surprise]

Imagined male singing voice:
[singing] This is real / And I'll get home somehow / 'Cause I don't wanna be...