Golan the Insatiable2013

[Dylan emerges from a play tunnel, pulling spiders from herself and crushing them. The next fork in the path is web climbing, the one to the left labeled "DANGER", the one to the right "SAFETY"]

Dylan Beekler:
Argh, Golan, more reading? What am I, a genius? I'm not gonna do it. I'm just gonna go to the right.

[Dylan goes to the left, gets punched off the platform at the top by a extending boxing glove, then sees the fire she unwittingly started earlier]

Dylan Beekler:
Oh no!

[Dylan hurries to the next test:
"SAFETY" on the left, "SNAKES" on the right]

Dylan Beekler:
Eat a butt, Golan!

[Dylan chooses the "SNAKES" tunnel and slides down the tube into a box of Chinese food]

Dylan Beekler:
Oh- Ugh, gross!