Golan the Insatiable2013

[first lines]

[At Pepe Roni's, Dylan tries to roll a ball up a Skee-Ball ramp, only for it to roll back down]

Dylan Beekler:
Aww.

Boy in blue hat:
Ha-ha.

[Golan grabs boy by the head and throws him through the Skee-Ball target area. Golan laughs. A hundred or more tickets are dispensed from the damaged game]

Golan:
Richard, give us more quarters.

Richard:
Sorry, guys. All out.

Golan:
[laughs] Richard's unable to provide even fractions of a dollar because he's unemployed!

[Golan, Dylan, and Alexis laugh]

Carole Beekler:
Stop it, guys. Richard has a job.

Golan:
Oh, totally. Lots of people with jobs get checks from the unemployment office.

Richard:
I get checks from the unemployment office because I *work* at the unemployment office.

Golan:
Yeah, right! And I get hemorroids because I work at the Hemorroid Emporium.