Goodness Gracious Me1998

[a Buddhist, from Rat Killing Company, comes home to a woman to get rid of her mice, but instead he sits down on the floor and closes his eyes]

Woman:
So what do you use then; poison?

Buddhist:
Poison - no poison.

Woman:
Oh, you are going to smoke them out.

Buddhist:
Smoke - no smoke.

Woman:
Then how are you going to kill them?

Biddhist:
Kill? Buddha teaches us, that we are all clever human beings. We don't have to kill.

Woman:
Well, how are you going to get rid of them then?

Buddhist:
I intend to make them think about their actions.