Goodnight Sweetheart1993

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Customer:
Here. Whatever you do, haggle with him. See this: 1939 teapot, mass produced to replace all the aluminium ones given up for the war effort. Mint condition. He let me have it for a hundred quid. That's twenty quid under catalogue. Heh.

Ron:
Do you know what that guy just told me?

Gary:
That I'd undercharged him. On account of that teapot being rarer than wedding tackle on an Action Man.

Ron:
That was the gist, yeah.

Gary:
[pulling another teapot from under the counter] I've got another twenty of these. They cost me the equivalent of four pounds fifty-seven p. If I charged more than a hundred quid, I couldn't sleep nights.