Postcards from the Edge1990

Doris:
How was work today, dear?

Suzanne:
They made me do a drug test.

Doris:
I knew it. I knew you shouldn't do this film.

Suzanne:
You knew I shouldn't do it because it's a bad film, not because they were going to make me do a drug test.

Doris:
No, I knew it was wrong from the start, I had a dream that it wasn't right. I know you don't believe in my dreams, even the one that predicted your kidney stone. I had a dream the other night that I was drowning in the ocean...

Suzanne:
I really wish I had a Percodan right now. Or two, maybe three.

Doris:
...a very heavy sequined gown pulling me under.

Suzanne:
I'm going to kill myself.

Doris:
Don't say that, dear, even in jest. You just got out of drug clinic. People might take it the wrong way.