Gossip Girl2007

Serena van der Woodsen:
Hey B what's up?

Blair Waldorf:
I can't believe you told Jenny about me and Chuck.

Serena van der Woodsen:
What, I, I didn't.

Blair Waldorf:
Because of her everybody knows the intimate details of my private life and now Nate's not speaking to me.

Serena van der Woodsen:
But I, I told you B, I didn't tell Jenny. I don't know how she found out.

Blair Waldorf:
Did you tell Dan?

Serena van der Woodsen:
What?

Blair Waldorf:
You did. You told your low rent boyfriend and he told his social-climbing sister who wears my hand-me-downs and she blabbed to Nate.

Serena van der Woodsen:
I can't believe your attacking Dan and Jenny.

Blair Waldorf:
Did you or did you not tell him?

Serena van der Woodsen:
I did but only because you weren't dealing with it and I wanted advice on how to help you.

Blair Waldorf:
I can't believe you don't get it. The rules are different for the Serena van der Woodsen's of the world. People expect you to party, and be wild, sleep with whoever you want, runaway, come back!

Serena van der Woodsen:
Wait, are we really going back there?

Blair Waldorf:
You shot your reputation to hell a long time ago! It doesn't matter what you do, but I'm a Waldorf!

Serena van der Woodsen:
Well since you and your reputation obviously don't need me and my low rent taste, you and the Waldorf name can whether this storm alone!

Blair Waldorf:
With pleasure.