Gossip Girl2007

Serena van der Woodsen:
Mom is such a hypocrite and all these years she's been writing me about my behavior.

Eric van der Woodsen:
And here she's just mad at you for being her.

Dan Humphrey:
And all the time my dad has given me this advice based on this girl he dated, this girl a lot like Serena.

Jenny Humphrey:
It's her mom.

Blair Waldorf:
When you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step-dads.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Blair can we not talk about my mom's appetite?

Dan Humphrey:
Yeah, or, or who satisfied them.

Serena van der Woodsen:
It's just...

Dan Humphrey:
So...

Jenny Humphrey, Eric van der Woodsen:
Gross! [Jenny and Eric say in unison]

Serena van der Woodsen:
Yeah!

Jenny Humphrey:
No...