Gossip Girl2007

Amanda:
Where is she?

Club Stockbroker:
Baby, what, who, I'm here at the club with the guys. [walks over to Blair] Hey! Excuse me, hello? Where's my phone?

Dan Humphrey:
Hey, hey let go of her.

Club Stockbroker:
Who the hell are you?

Blair Waldorf:
His phone is at our table. If you weren't so drunk and drooling over every girl in this place you would've seen that.

Amanda:
I'm gonna kill you!

Blair Waldorf:
Oh you must be Amanda right? Well I would think twice before marrying him 'cause he's a pig. [Amanda lunges at Blair but Serena stops her]

Serena van der Woodsen:
Hey, hey, hey back off of her okay?

Blair Waldorf:
I don't need you to defend me.

Jenny Humphrey:
I wasn't even her who called you it was me.

Dan Humphrey:
Jenny?

Amanda:
So she's the one with the tongue?

Dan Humphrey:
Tongue, tongue! What are you even doing here your supposed to be at a sleepover.

Amanda:
You made out with a girl from a sleepover?

Dan Humphrey:
You made out with him?

Club Stockbroker:
I made out with her. [looks at Blair]

Blair Waldorf:
Eww. It was a dare.

Amanda:
A dare? What are you children?

Dan Humphrey:
Yeah pretty much she's 14. [looking at Jenny]

Amanda, Club Stockbroker:
14! [Amanda and stockbroker say in unison]

Club Stockbroker:
Jesus I swear, I had no idea baby. I mean look at her, I mean she's jailbangin'.

Dan Humphrey:
What, what's that?

Jenny Humphrey:
Dan stay out of it okay? Your just causing more problems than your solving.

Dan Humphrey:
The only thing causing a problem is the cocktail napkin your wearing.

Club Stockbroker:
That's what I'm talkin' about!