Gossip Girl2007

Blair Waldorf:
How could you do this to me? Just because I didn't give your geriatric boyfriend a seat doesn't mean you had to tell Sage to sabotage my show.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Save it, Blair! You were so upset that I care more about Steven then your show that you had to destroy my relationship.

Blair Waldorf:
I didn't tell her to take off her dress in front of all of New York City on that fashion runway. You did.

Serena van der Woodsen:
No, I didn't. I would rather avoid the child pornography charges.

Blair Waldorf:
Well, if I didn't tell her to take off the dress and you didn't tell her to take off the dress, then who did?

[Sage entes]

Sage Spence:
[smug] Nobody. I happened to like the underwear more.