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The Campus Cop:
I need your noise permit for the Vesuvius party.

Cappie:
Are you yankin' me? Since when does that rule get enforced?

The Campus Cop:
Since I was hired.

Cappie:
Oh, okay. I get it. So, uh, Officer Huck. You look like you could use a little break. You wanna come in we'll set you up with a nice cold beer? That's what Officer Bob always did. Where is Good Old Bob anyway?

The Campus Cop:
Rehab.

Cappie:
Oh.