Greek2007

Cappie:
[as Keanu Reeves circa "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"] Prometheus: a most historic Greek god dude who journeyed on a most excellent quest to bring fire to mankind only to incur the wrath of the odious Zeus who chained the dude on yonder mountaintop while an eagle egregiously scarfed the dude's liver up for, like, infinity. [beat] Yeah, I full-on read Campbell's book.

Casey Cartwright:
Since this morning? That's impossible.

Cappie:
A most bodacious masterpiece with many pages in which I forgoed an afternoon of non-bogus fun.