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Cappie:
It's simple. The secret to flirting, dating, and hooking up is all biology.

Rusty Cartwright:
Don't you mean anatomy?

Cappie:
Spitter, can't you see I'm in lecture mode? Where was I? AH! Biology. Okay, there's this guy named Chuck Darwin, now he proved that mankind has evolved over billions and trillions of years. Darwin showed that every aspect of human behavior has an evolutionary purpose. Right? Chatting up girls is in our genetic code, we're programmed to be able to do it. Why? So we can boink and make babies. It's survival of the flirtiest.

Rusty Cartwright:
So you're saying I'm becoming extinct?

Cappie:
No, no. I'm saying evolution has made us good at this. You need to get outta your head and just trust your instincts. The ability to attract a female is hardwired into your DNA.

Rusty Cartwright:
That actually makes scientific sense.

Cappie:
Of course it does, I was a Bio major once! Now let's go make Chuckie D proud.