Green Acres1965

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
[Alf and Ralph have started working while Oliver and Lisa are still in bed] Hold it! What do you think you're doing?

Alf Monroe:
We were gonna try to finish the bedroom for ya by twelve o'clock.

Ralph Monroe:
That's when the bus leaves for Bleedswell.

Alf Monroe:
We're going up there to get a job in the defence plan.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
You can go now!

Ralph Monroe:
[Alf and Ralph drop their tools on the bed] Just for that, I'm not gonna kiss you goodbye. [a beat] Come on, Alf.

Alf Monroe:
Wait a minute. [turns to Oliver] Would you care to pay us for all the beautiful work we've done on this room?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
No, I wouldn't.

Alf Monroe:
Just for that I'm not gonna kiss you goodbye either.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
[shouting] Out!