Green Acres1965

Oliver Douglas:
Why don't you go over and see Mr. Haney and ask him to keep his dog away?

Fred Ziffel:
No, no, no, I don't talk to him.

Doris Ziffel:
No, they've been feuding for ten years.

Oliver Douglas:
What about?

Fred Ziffel:
Oh, I forget. But it must have been something pretty terrible, to make me remember it this long.

Oliver Douglas:
Well, that makes about as much sense as anything that's been said here today.

Fred Ziffel:
Mr. Douglas, now we don't want into sarcasm. What we want is advice.