Green Acres1965

Lisa Douglas:
Eb! Where are you going all dressed up?

Eb Dawson:
I got a date.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
With what?

Eb Dawson:
It's not a "what" this time - it's a "who."

Lisa Douglas:
What's her name?

Eb Dawson:
Claudelia Frinkhouser. She's English.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Frinkhouser? That doesn't sound like an English name.

Eb Dawson:
Then why does she always carry a bag of fish and chips around with her?

Lisa Douglas:
Well, that's very English.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Oh, yes, yes - very. Does she take off her monocle while she's eating?

Eb Dawson:
She don't wear a monocle. She has a contact lens with a string on it.