Green Acres1965

Sam Drucker:
[tries to talk Oliver out of sending another hotheaded complaint letter, this one to the U.S. Post Office] Remember the last time you wrote a complaining letter?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
To whom?

Sam Drucker:
Take your pick. They were all disasters.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Oh, that's not...

Sam Drucker:
It was two weeks to get our lights back on when you wrote to the electric company.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Well, that was...

Sam Drucker:
We didn't get any water for a month after you wrote to the water company.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
Yeah, well...

Sam Drucker:
And there was the school bus fiasco, the condemned bridge fiasco... Well, uh, u name it, and it was a fiasco!