Green Acres1965

Oliver Douglas:
To be a veterinarian, you've got to have a diploma.

Sam Drucker:
Just like a doctor that treats people.

Lisa Douglas:
Oh, well, people's doctor I can understand, because people go to the office and look at the diploma, but, but animals, never.

Sam Drucker:
Well eh...

Oliver Douglas:
Eh, eh, wait till you hear the next part of it.

Lisa Douglas:
When Eb fixed up Alice, she didn't look for his diploma, and neither did Arnold when Eb saved him from the shiver-shake shim-shams.

Sam Drucker:
Well eh...

Oliver Douglas:
I don't think she's finished.

Lisa Douglas:
Now if Eb needs a diploma, he should go to college so he can become a vegetarian.