Green Acres1965

Lisa Douglas:
[pointing out the opening credits to Lori] Now watch carefully. First comes the Executive Producer. [Executive Producer credit appears on screen] I don't know why he comes first. He must be a relative or something. Now comes the "Written by's." [Writers credits appear on screen] They're number two, so they have to try harder. Now comes the most important one, "Directed by." [Director credit appears on screen]

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
[walking into room] What are you two looking at?

Lori Baker:
Mrs. Douglas is showing me the names.

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
What names?

Lisa Douglas:
The ones we see once in a while.