Green Acres1965

Eb Dawson:
[with Arnold, from back of train upon returning to Hooterville] Wait a second! He's got a speech! He wrote it on the back of an envelope. He got the idea reading a book about Abraham Lincoln.

Lisa Douglas:
Who's he?

Oliver Wendell Douglas:
He was the president of the United States.

Lisa Douglas:
Oh, I thought that was George Washington.

Hank Kimball:
Oh, no ma'am. George Washington is a bridge across the Hudson River.