Green Wing2004

[Sue has bought Guy at the slave auction since Mac wasn't available]

Sue White:
Right, now, you are my slave and I can make you do anything I want you to, Dr Secretan.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Yeah, within reason.

Sue White:
Well, not necessarily. [she pulls a red curly wig out of her bag] Right, for instance, pop this on.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
What?

Sue White:
Go on, slave, pop that on!

[Guy puts the wig on reluctantly]

Sue White:
Oohh, good, just, er, you know, suck your cheeks in.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Why?

Sue White:
Just do it! Just pretend you've got cheekbones.

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Right, okay... [he does as he is told]

Sue White:
And say "Hello, Sue".

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Hello, Sue.

Sue White:
[she moans]..."I'm Dr McCartney"...

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
I'm Dr... ahhhhh. Oh, I'm not saying it, oh, for God's sake!

Sue White:
Yeah, touch my bottom! Touch! Touch it!

[Guy grabs it reluctantly]

Sue White:
Haaaahhhh, ahhoh, hihhihi...! [she giggles girlishly]

Sue White:
Well, let's buy a sofa together, Mac, shall we? Shall we? It's nice, isn't it?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Oh, it's great.

Sue White:
Nice showroom, this, isnt it? Not too busy for a Saturday? Like this one? Shall we? Shall we buy it?

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
Yes, let's buy it, darling.

Sue White:
Oooohhh, okay!

Dr. Guilaume Secretan:
I could see my white puny body draped across it. I can see my ginger pubes collecting in the cracks.

Sue White:
Can you? Oh stop it! Ohhh, in my crack! Collecting in my crack! Oh, lovely! Oooooohhh, you lovely thing!