Grey's Anatomy2005

Dr. Richard Webber:
You're being wooed, aren't you?

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
Excuse me?

Dr. Richard Webber:
The fellowship, LA Med, Chicago Central. They're wooing you. I mean, you're fielding offers, you're looking at bonus packages, you're letting yourself be wooed.

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
Chief, I...

Dr. Richard Webber:
It's fine. It's fine. Go be a hotshot somewhere else. But tell me, how could you do this to me? I mean, I'm hurt, I'm really hurt. After all I've done for you. You're gifted and you're ungrateful. And that's all I'm sayin'.

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
I'm pregnant, you blind moron.

Dr. Richard Webber:
You're what?

Dr. Miranda Bailey:
My heart rate is 110, I'm burning 3000 calories a day, my legs are swollen, I've got indigestion and gas. Did you know that carrying a boy in your uterus means that you burn 10% more calories than if you had a girl? Guess what I'm carrying? I tried for 7 damn years and a month before my fellowship notification, the stick turns blue. Men. From the very beginnin' they just suck the life right outta you. I'm not leaving. I'm pregnant.

Dr. Richard Webber:
Um... congratulations?