Half & Half2002

Big Dee Dee Thorne:
[after bumping into Phyliis holding an object in the hallway] Phyllis, what is that monstrosity? And I don't mean that riot of polyester and lint you call an outfit.

Phyllis Thorne:
It's a cuckoo clock. I got it for Mona at a garage sale.

Big Dee Dee Thorne:
In other words, JUNK.

Phyllis Thorne:
*You* found a home, why shouldn't it?

Big Dee Dee Thorne:
So basically, trash is the best you can do for your daughter? I just bought Dee Dee a state-of-the-art pager/digital camera/doesn't this make your gift pathetic/why do you even bother getting up in the morning?