Happy Days1974

Richie Cunningham:
[an angry Richie has been drinking heavily at a local bar... Fonzie is trying to take him home] I would REALLY like to be alone right now.

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
No you don't.

Richie Cunningham:
Let's get something straight right now, all right? The days when The Fonz can come riding in and solve all my problems with a few choice words are long gone! So why don't you leave-a-mundo?

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
You're absolutely right. This is not a frosh mixer. I can't fix you up with a date, but you are my friend, we can talk about it and I haven't said 'a-mundo' in an awful long time! [Richie turns away] Fine... you don't wanna say anything, we won't talk. Then we'll go home. You know why? 'Cause there's a lotta people worried about you.

Richie Cunningham:
[angry] I'll leave when I damn well feel like leaving!

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
Good plan... good plan. [gets up] Except something in my soul tells me that you want to leave [yanks chair out from under Richie's feet] right now. So Richie, put the beer down and let's go home, OK? [Richie stands up and punches Fonzie in the face] So we got that out of our systems, right? Come on, Richie. Let's go.

Richie Cunningham:
I said I'll leave when I feel like it! [swings at Fonzie again and misses]

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
[Fonzie restrains him and pins him to a pool table] What, are you crazy? You think I'm gonna let you do that a second time?

Richie Cunningham:
I'm gonna get you for that, Fonz! I'm gonna kick your butt!

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
Right... right.