Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

     

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law2000

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is an American adult animated television series created by Michael Ouweleen and Erik Richter for Adult Swim. The show revolves around the activity of the Sebben & Sebben law firm, which is staffed mainly by superh… more »


[Mentok is doing a magic show for his nephew's birthday party]

Child #1:
Make a rabbit disappear!

Child #2:
Do a trick!

Mentok:
Nope! Got something much better. [dons fortune teller's turban] Byooo-weeeeeeeee-oooo...

[points to successive children in turn]

Mentok:
You: You're going to die in 23 years of a coronary embolism. You? You're going to live in Tuscany with your mother... *and your boyfriend!* You: Telemarketer. You: Lite FM radio DJ. You? You will raise poodles. And not the big kind that win prizes. No, the annoying little kind that go, "Bap! bap! bap! bap! bap! bap! bap!"

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