Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law2000

[Peter Potamus explains the pneumatic delivery system:
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Peter Potamus:
Hello. I am standing in front of the heart of the Sebben & Sebben communication system. Let us say you have a "thing" to "send." Simply fill out this routing form by listing what you are "sending," to whom, the date you are "sending" it, the date you want it received - or "gotten" - and the weight of the thing you are sending. Then, place the item into one of these canisters. Under your desk, you will find an array of nozzles. Referring to your laminated color-coded map, simply find the color of area you want the "thing" "sent" to. Carefully - *carefully!* - open the tube and insert the canister.

[a demonstrator inserts the canister and presses a button. Her clothing is immediately sucked off into the tube]

Peter Potamus:
Make sure you have closed the nozzle door first. Inside the tube, your communique will reach speeds of up to fourteen thousand seven hundred sixty eight miles per hour: A model of speed and efficiency that guarantees that you will never again have to ask if someone has received the item - or, more commonly, "thing" - that you have sent to them.