Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law2000

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is an American adult animated television series created by Michael Ouweleen and Erik Richter for Adult Swim. The show revolves around the activity of the Sebben & Sebben law firm, which is staffed mainly by superh… more »



Harvey Birdman:
You wanted to see me?

Phil Ken Sebben:
Yeah, I need your... help.

Harvey Birdman:
Really?

Phil Ken Sebben:
On my way to work, I hit a guy.

Harvey Birdman:
Oh, that doesn't seem so bad.

Phil Ken Sebben:
Every day this week.

Harvey Birdman:
Oh. Any witnesses?

Phil Ken Sebben:
Some kids.

Harvey Birdman:
Nobody believes kids!

Phil Ken Sebben:
And a nun.

Harvey Birdman:
Nobody believes nuns!

Phil Ken Sebben:
Someone's suing Phil Ken Sebben, dammit!

Harvey Birdman:
I'll take the case!

Phil Ken Sebben:
And if we lose, it's you and me, Birdman, against the world.

Harvey Birdman:
Yes!

Phil Ken Sebben:
Two heavily armed men in a bunker, fighting extradition.

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