Haven2010

Dave Teagues:
Well, at least I know there's no E in "grammar".

Vince Teagues:
At least I'm not the one who printed the worst dangling participle in the history of our newspaper!

Dave Teagues:
Of what is it you are speaking?

Vince Teagues:
"The boy collided with a telephone pole running down the street."

Dave Teagues:
No one's gonna think a telephone pole was running down the street!

Vince Teagues:
In Haven, they might!

[Dave scoffs]

Vince Teagues:
Oh, thank God Strunk and White don't read the Herald.

Dave Teagues:
Strunk and White can Funk my Wagnalls!