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Integra:
[over the Hellsing mansion intercom] Fargason! Come in Fargason!

Round Table conference Lord:
Integra, what the hell is going on down there?

Integra:
We're under attack by an unknown group. Our field units are pushing them back at this very moment ...

Jan Valentine:
[over the intercom] Uh, hello? Is this thing on? Alright! This is a shout-out to all our listeners in the Round Table conference, and a special hello to that whoring little b*tch Ms. Hellsing! Can you hear me? [Jan is using an intercom in a Hellsing mansion security station, littered with corpses of Hellsing commandos] We... are... the VALENTINE BROTHERS! I'm Jan Valentine, and it's real nice to finally meet ya'. [Jan's ghouls are eating the corpses of dead Hellsing commandos] We appreciate you joining us for this late lunch: we are currently enjoying the delicious taste, of the Hellsing membership!

Integra:
They're... eating my people!

Jan Valentine:
[over the intercom] - And while you're waiting for us to kill *you*, we highly recommend pissing yourselves! Followed by a course of praying to your impotent God! Then cowering in the corner and begging - always good - but if you act now, there's still time for an old-fashioned SUICIDE! Thank you London! We love you! Good night!