Hetalia: Axis Powers2009

Italy:
It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano.

Romano:
Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place!

Italy:
How weird... I usually sleep together with Germany and Japan.

Romano:
[Grabs Italy's throat] You still get along with them! [Repeatedly bashes his head into his brother's]

Italy:
Bro, I can't breathe. Bro, I can't breathe!

[Cut to Germany's office; his phone is ringing. He picks it up]

Italy:
Germany, save me! I'm on my bed and my brother is- ow!

Romano:
Not there!

Italy:
It's stuck! OW!

Romano:
Put down the phone, you fool!

Italy:
TAKE IT OUT!

Romano:
Put it down!

[Line goes dead]

Germany:
[Slightly disturbed] His brother's... stuck..."ow"... take it out...

[Germany bursts into Italy's room]

Italy:
Italy, are you okay! What's going-! [He realizes the brothers' signature hair curls are merely tangled with each other]

Italy:
Germany, you're late!