Hogan's Heroes1965

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
Now, Klink, I'm going to try and be calm about this. I want you to tell me in your own words exactly how did the radio detector truck get put out of action?

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
Major Hochstetter, you won't believe this.

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
TRY ME!

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
It was a million-to-one shot that the candles would have hit the truck.

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
What candles?

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
The candles from the birthday cake.

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
Birthday cake? In the middle of World War II you give yourself a birthday party?

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
Oh, no. It wasn't for me.

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
The party was for me, sir.

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
You give a birthday party for a prisoner?

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
Oh, no, no. My men gave it to me. I'm sorry you missed it, major, it was a great party. I saved you some cake.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
Oh, thank you, Hogan. Thank you.

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
Klink. You are succeeding in doing, by yourself, what millions of enemy soldiers are unable to do: Bring the Third Reich to its knees. [walks towards door, gives his classical] BAH! [slams door shut]

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
Party pooper.