Holby City1999

[Dan closes the door to Abra's office]

Percy 'Abra' Durant:
So? What now? Are you going to take me roughly over the desk?

Dan Clifford:
You do the stent trial, I give you Keller theatre at night.

Percy 'Abra' Durant:
[feigns ignorance] I really have no idea what you're talking about.

Dan Clifford:
[smirks] Ric tends to leave things lying around in the office... files.

Percy 'Abra' Durant:
All this over a stent trial? Seems a little OTT.

Dan Clifford:
[sighs] Connie's sulking. We got into a bit of a penis-measuring contest which, naturally, she lost, and so she won't play ball. So I need your help.

Percy 'Abra' Durant:
So this won't make me especially popular with Connie?

Dan Clifford:
Whereas an unauthorised operation in her theatre would? And does she like you especially, anyway?

Percy 'Abra' Durant:
Not apart from sexually.

Dan Clifford:
She'd be a lot rougher than I would.

Percy 'Abra' Durant:
[laughs]

Dan Clifford:
So? Is that "yes"?

Percy 'Abra' Durant:
What's a hospital like ours without a little research and development?

Dan Clifford:
Excellent.