Holby City1999

[Sacha Levy has just finished a very public phone call to his mother while on duty on the ward. He is now staring at a patient's feet sticking out of her bedsheets]

Jac Naylor:
It's a foot! I think you'll find her hernia and bowel operation a little further up.

Sacha Levy:
You've been to medical school, haven't you? You kept that quiet.

Jac Naylor:
Why don't you carry on trying to work out one end of your patient from the other and I'll deal with the rest of the ward.

Sacha Levy:
Oh, thanks.

[he looks at the patient's foot]

Sacha Levy:
I'd say that was swollen.

Jac Naylor:
I'd say it needs a good wash.

Sacha Levy:
Would you say that was swollen?

Nicky Van Barr:
Maybe. Any blood in the sputum?

Sacha Levy:
No.

Jac Naylor:
It's customary here for the *doctors* to do the diagnosing. Although I'm sure you've already asked for your mother's opinion.