Holby City1999

[Donna, Maria, Lola, Chrissie, Abra and Mark are staring at an abstract sculpture that is being erected in the grounds]

Percy 'Abra' Durrant:
What d'you suppose it is?

Donna Jackson:
It's obvious, isn't it? It's an escargot.

Mr. Sutherland:
The artist calls it "The Circle of Life". Made entirely of recycled materials. Appropriate, don't you think?

[Lola looks highly sceptical]

Mr. Sutherland:
Come now, Doctor Griffin. It's well documented that art plays a crucial role in keeping patients calmer and more relaxed.

Lola Griffin:
If I'd have known that, I'd have given out easels instead of drugs.

[Sutherland walks away]

Donna Jackson:
Still looks like a bloody snail to me.

Lola Griffin:
I don't know about you, but I'd never trust a man who deals in scrap metal.